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Life Is a Bottle of Variety Club Pop

Life Is a Bottle of Variety Club Pop

Not a bad return on $15.37.

My dad handed me a collection of old Variety Club bottles and said:

"Save these. They'll be worth something someday."

So I did the math.

Today they're worth about $15.00.

In another 15 years, they'll be worth about $15.37.

In another 30 years, maybe $15.69.

At this rate, my descendants will be fighting over a twenty-dollar inheritance.

It got me thinking.

Variety Club came in all kinds of flavors.

Grape pop.

Orange pop.

Red pop.

Cola.

As a matchmaker, I've learned people do too.

Tall women.

Short women.

Quiet women.

Talkative women.

Dog people.

Cat people.

Some matches fizzled out before the bottle was opened.

Some fell flat.

Some lasted a few months.

And some lasted a lifetime.

Maybe that's why the bottles were never really worth $15.37.

The value was never in the bottle.

It was in the memories attached to it.

Just like the people.

Just like the dates.

Just like life.

Not a bad return on $15.37.

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